Hello, hello.
[Into the office he'll mosey, sliding the door shut. Is the bunny still around? Can he pick it up and pet it?? He's sure gonna try. In any case, despite not showing any outward hostility, it's clear he's also still not exactly ready to jump on the Befriend The NPCs train like Akira.]
--So! About that place to pay respects to our dead.
[Into the office he'll mosey, sliding the door shut. Is the bunny still around? Can he pick it up and pet it?? He's sure gonna try. In any case, despite not showing any outward hostility, it's clear he's also still not exactly ready to jump on the Befriend The NPCs train like Akira.]
--So! About that place to pay respects to our dead.
Hello, hello.
[He'll just follow after the rabbit and plop himself down on the floor a fairish distance away from the beanbag chair, apparently content to just sit here while chatting. He doesn't want to stand but he doesn't want to get too close either, in case they need Some Space after their rock party.]
—Just wanted to see how you were holding up after that. First blood, I'm assuming. [A beat. An obvious but unsaid "if you aren't lying" precedes what he says next, though there's a genuine sentiment to it.] Cruel mechanics. You were the one who told Evan you weren't planning on doing anything today, I take it?
[He'll just follow after the rabbit and plop himself down on the floor a fairish distance away from the beanbag chair, apparently content to just sit here while chatting. He doesn't want to stand but he doesn't want to get too close either, in case they need Some Space after their rock party.]
—Just wanted to see how you were holding up after that. First blood, I'm assuming. [A beat. An obvious but unsaid "if you aren't lying" precedes what he says next, though there's a genuine sentiment to it.] Cruel mechanics. You were the one who told Evan you weren't planning on doing anything today, I take it?
[HE'S FEEDING THE GREY BUNBUN AND FOLLOWING IT LET HIM IN GRIM REAPER!!!]
[OVER HE WILL MOSEY, perching on the seat like a bird ready to take flight. There's only a rabbit and a strange purple magician here, but he's just never going to not have his guard down in this chili's.]
Thank you. I won't take up too much of your time - just wanted to stop by and check on the three of you, since bloodspill can always be a little hard for some to stomach.
[So can like, mashing someone's face to pulp with a rock, y'know.]
Thank you. I won't take up too much of your time - just wanted to stop by and check on the three of you, since bloodspill can always be a little hard for some to stomach.
[So can like, mashing someone's face to pulp with a rock, y'know.]
[First, Wei Wuxian will scratch the little blue rabbit behind the ears before feeding it a treat! He'll follow where it leads.
Also, he has a small plate of spaghetti in his hands.]
Also, he has a small plate of spaghetti in his hands.]
[Next, Wei Wuxian will give the purple bun an affectionate ruffle of her wildly floofy fur before feeding her a treat. He'll follow where she leads! This time, he has a piece of folded paper in his hands.]
[AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!! First he picks up the big grey bun just so he can hold her with his face buried in her fur for a few seconds. Bun comfort... He's almost reluctant to let her go and feed her a treat, but he will do exactly that and follow where she leads.]
[yall trying to desperately slam me back out the door and yet here i am again THIS ONE WILL BE SHORT AT LEAST--
He's in here feeding purple bun at like, ass o'clock in the morning. Has he slept yet? Probably not it's fine. LEAD HIM ONWARD, BUN.]
He's in here feeding purple bun at like, ass o'clock in the morning. Has he slept yet? Probably not it's fine. LEAD HIM ONWARD, BUN.]
[AND AFTER HE'S DONE WITH PURPLE HEART he'll mosey back out for a little while and come back with a plate of fuckin food and feed the grey bun (with bun snacks not his plate of food). BRING HIM TO HIS GHOST GENERAL.]
[Feeding the grey rabbit first! LEAD THE WAY HE'S GOT A WEN NING TO PATCH UP.]
[Feeding the tiny blue rabbit next! He'll follow this sweet bun wherever it goooes.]
[AND FINALLY he'll be feeding the purple bun! Take him to your leader.]
[TIME FOR HIS WEEKLY VISIT TO THE NPCS YEEHAW!! Wei Wuxian will feed blue bun a treat and head wherever it roams!]
[Purple bunbun gets a lot of fond scritches and a treat next! TAKE HIM TO JUNPEI, CINNABUN.]
[AND FINALLY WEN NING the only fucking person left in camp that Wei Wuxian will ever let himself slip around, wow. He feeds the grey bun and follows wherever she goes!]
[AFTER THE FUCKIN MURDER FIESTA REVEAL PARTY... He'll be feeding Bluekie for his weekly check-in with Veronica, especially after two of her team got got this week. WHERE DOES THE BUN LEAD!!]
[Junpei's next! He'll feed Cinnabun, whose name is only Cinnabun now and forever.]
[AND FINALLY WEN NING though we can just say this is a continuation after Flayn leaves when she's done sewing Yin Yu's head back on, wow.]
[AT LIKE, 3AM OR SOMETHING PROBABLY Wei Wuxian is feeding Trine and following her wherever she roaaams.]
[FEEDING TRINE BUT ALSO LIKE DOES HE EVEN HAVE TO DO THIS AT THIS POINT HE'S JUST PICKING HER UP AND RUNNING TO WEN NING'S CABIN. He will continue to do this throughout the day until Wen Ning is no longer unconscious.]
[He's doing the same thing with Cinnabun WAKE UP SLEEPING BEAUTY.]
[WELL.
WEI WUXIAN WILL SHOW UP AFTER FEEDING TRINE... Carrying bunbun in his arms as usual. Though, when Wen Ning opens the door, he's just. Hm. HE'S LOOKIN A CERTAIN WAY. It's fine?? It's fine. The first thing he says, almost immediately, is a simple:]
I can't be around other people right now.
[He at least knows himself well.]
WEI WUXIAN WILL SHOW UP AFTER FEEDING TRINE... Carrying bunbun in his arms as usual. Though, when Wen Ning opens the door, he's just. Hm. HE'S LOOKIN A CERTAIN WAY. It's fine?? It's fine. The first thing he says, almost immediately, is a simple:]
I can't be around other people right now.
[He at least knows himself well.]
[Wei Wuxian had to go put himself in timeout so his fury didn't send them all spiraling into badend! Haha.
Anyway, when he has a better grasp on his emotions, he's feeding Cinnabun. Lead him to the smad man whose boyfriend just got chainsawed to death by a fuckin rudeass sword.]
Anyway, when he has a better grasp on his emotions, he's feeding Cinnabun. Lead him to the smad man whose boyfriend just got chainsawed to death by a fuckin rudeass sword.]
[cinnabun wiggles her nose after being fed, but she doesn't seem to run. instead, she slowly hops along toward junpei's cabin, the door swinging open for her and for wei wuxian. junpei's busy sitting in the middle of his bed, the black kitten in his hands.]
...hi.
...hi.
[And after he's done heckling Junpei, he'll pop over to pay Veronica a visit! She just successfully robbed his zombie blind, after all. He'll feed Bluekie a little treat and follow him along.]
[Bluekie will lead him to the (throws dart) petting zoo. He will find Veronica chilling on the ground with the baby tigers, looking a little bit sleepy. Though, all things considered, the last part isn't surprising.]
... Hey. [Waving him over once she notices him! And scooping Bluekie up because he is Small and baby tigers are Big.] Want to sit down with me?
... Hey. [Waving him over once she notices him! And scooping Bluekie up because he is Small and baby tigers are Big.] Want to sit down with me?
[HE'S RUNNING FOR TRINE AND WEN NING FIRST. HIS INJURED ZOMBIE WHOSE DEPRESSION HE HAD TO HELP FIGHT. Knock knock open the door stop having it be closed.]
[he opens up for wei wuxian! he's been healed along with everyone else, so he now has both bunny ears atop his head, and presumably the fluffy bun tail is back also.]
Ah- young master Wei...
[and he's just- bowing, immediately.]
-thank you. For earlier. I'm sorry that you both had to...
Ah- young master Wei...
[and he's just- bowing, immediately.]
-thank you. For earlier. I'm sorry that you both had to...
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