[He'd love that ability so that's fair, but also, he does not need special powers to turn everything he touches into a spice bonanza.]
It's been funny, honestly! We have plenty of chefs around who can cook for those with weaker palates, at least - I've been enjoying everything. Majima, Damian and Belph all have impressive tolerance levels, too!
[They will enjoy it heartily... or they had better or Wei Wuxian will kill their asses.
He also BLANCHES AT THAT, furiously waving one hand. He swings wildly between "I don't want to talk about this at all period" and "I don't want to talk about this so I just overshare"...]
Well, I don't have to walk down a hall and worry about running into someone having sex on the floor, so that's good! [He's still very paranoid about demons in general, though. Sexboat turned him into Mr. Crocker.]
Outside of the whole murder thing and all of the hidden little bits of information we've yet to discover about this place that will surely make it tens of times worse than "oh, it's just remnants", it's been fine enough. What about you, ah? You've been here how long, exactly? You had enough time to make some real friends, it seems! Good, good.
I really don't... think it will go that badly, young master Wei... I know that it already isn't good, but I think it should be better than your boat.
[at least wei wuxian is prepared for worst case scenarios? but as his npc, wen ning feels he needs to be as reassuring as possible-- he chose wei wuxian for his team, after all, and for the job he gave him.
even if the latter wasn't, uh, exactly a choice he consciously made.]
But I don't know exactly how long I've... been here. It was hard to keep track. I just know it was longer than all of you.
-the others have helped a lot. They... introduced me to more things.
[He just huffs out a sigh, shoveling a couple of spoonfuls of his meal into his mouth. He appreciates Wen Ning's attempts to be reassuring, though - Wen Ning always tries to be reassuring... Shouldn't it be the other way around? Goodness. He's really slipping.
After he chews and swallows, because he has .5% of a manners:]
That boat did set the bar very low, yes. [IT SURE... DID. He hums at that though, reaching out to pat Wen Ning's hand with his free one.]
You've done well! I can't imagine it was easy dealing with all of us tumbling in here and immediately suspecting you three of wanting to corral us into murder. [There's a little twitch of his mouth; a half-smile.] That Purple Heart is quite protective of you two. Wants to take the brunt of the anger for you, so you know - not that it's surprising.
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[that's something wen ning would give him, let's be fucking honest. also it hides his real one if they think it's something dumb?]
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It's been funny, honestly! We have plenty of chefs around who can cook for those with weaker palates, at least - I've been enjoying everything. Majima, Damian and Belph all have impressive tolerance levels, too!
[They're his favorites now, bye other thots.]
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[he nods! wen ning will make sure to give them spicy foods.]
Are you doing all right here, though, young master Wei...? I- know about where you last were, so I hope it isn't... as bad.
[they don't have sex demons.]
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He also BLANCHES AT THAT, furiously waving one hand. He swings wildly between "I don't want to talk about this at all period" and "I don't want to talk about this so I just overshare"...]
Well, I don't have to walk down a hall and worry about running into someone having sex on the floor, so that's good! [He's still very paranoid about demons in general, though. Sexboat turned him into Mr. Crocker.]
Outside of the whole murder thing and all of the hidden little bits of information we've yet to discover about this place that will surely make it tens of times worse than "oh, it's just remnants", it's been fine enough. What about you, ah? You've been here how long, exactly? You had enough time to make some real friends, it seems! Good, good.
[The other two NPCs, he means!]
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[at least wei wuxian is prepared for worst case scenarios? but as his npc, wen ning feels he needs to be as reassuring as possible-- he chose wei wuxian for his team, after all, and for the job he gave him.
even if the latter wasn't, uh, exactly a choice he consciously made.]
But I don't know exactly how long I've... been here. It was hard to keep track. I just know it was longer than all of you.
-the others have helped a lot. They... introduced me to more things.
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After he chews and swallows, because he has .5% of a manners:]
That boat did set the bar very low, yes. [IT SURE... DID. He hums at that though, reaching out to pat Wen Ning's hand with his free one.]
You've done well! I can't imagine it was easy dealing with all of us tumbling in here and immediately suspecting you three of wanting to corral us into murder. [There's a little twitch of his mouth; a half-smile.] That Purple Heart is quite protective of you two. Wants to take the brunt of the anger for you, so you know - not that it's surprising.
[Dick's narc tendencies are rubbing off.]