Audience: Wei Wuxian

[gatonina]

Comments

[crashout]

To be honest? I'm sort of afraid if I went back to your world you'd actually put me in the ground.

[givethemhell]

My days of burying people are over, fortunately for you!

[This is a terrible triple-pronged joke since 1) he buries his son like a radish, 2) he buries all his dead loved ones and 3) he buries all his enemies.]

[crashout]

...I know you meant for that to sound reassuring but somehow that's still terrifying.

[givethemhell]

Hm, hm... No idea why you'd think that!

[NONE AT ALL.]

[crashout]

Your insistence that you wouldn't isn't exactly the most comforting either.