[IT DOES MATTER WHEN YOU'RE PARANOID AND ONE OF THE QUESTIONS IS "FIRST BLOOD??" Wei Wuxian Will Remember This.
He just hums a little, though.]
No one could have seen things turning out like this. [Probably.] --For what little good it might do, I doubt you'll have to go through that again. Dick thinks it was just a show of power and I'd say he's probably right.
It'll spare you from having to bash someone's face in if you're ever called to it a second time. Doubt that you will be, as I said, but it's better to be overprepared.
Sure... [bunnies are a safe and trauma free topic.] You can tell me about yourself, too. If you want, that is. This is the first time we've talked like this, isn't it?
Not everything. I know a couple of things, but it's, like... reading an encyclopedia, I guess? No feelings, just a lot of info I didn't really want to know in the first place. It's creepy.
None taken! I don't like them, actually. [Hm.] But we were working with very tainted soil and they're hardy enough to grow there, when not much else was.
[It sure would... He just looks amused though, for the most part.]
There are plenty of foods I like! Sweet ice from Caiyi Town, chili dishes, pork rib and lotus root soup... I'm a fan of spicy, greasy things, hah. What about you?
Not a big fan of spicy food, myself... But aren't greasy things amazing? If we're talking about favorites, though, I like spaghetti... and licorice. Have you tried either one?
Ah, it seems not many people are! [No, not many people are a fan of food as spicy as Wei Wuxian prefers it, god.] But you're right about that, hah. Is there anything better than some greasy, grilled meat?
[He's been talking about bacon so much today what the heck is in the AIR. But he pauses to think about that.]
Mm... I've heard of spaghetti, but I haven't tried it. What's licorice?
[can't believe they're all being fed by the grim reaper]
Hah, are you? I could pass on some easy dishes sometime. It might help to know at least a little, but I'll ask them later, too.
[But then Monday happens and he will not, in fact, ask them later.]
That's a strange thing, but I've heard a lot of candies are like that! Like the ones that taste like strawberries but there aren't any strawberries in it.
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...Yeah.
[which part are they agreeing with? it might not matter. their voice is a little hoarse when they reply.]
We didn't want to enforce anything, but... [...] I guess that came back to bite us in the ass, huh? I'm such an idiot.
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He just hums a little, though.]
No one could have seen things turning out like this. [Probably.] --For what little good it might do, I doubt you'll have to go through that again. Dick thinks it was just a show of power and I'd say he's probably right.
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[they trail off, sucking in a breath.]
He didn't deserve to go out like that-- or at all. He didn't do anything wrong.
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[THERE NEEDS TO BE INTENTION. THE POWERS THAT BE ARE AWFUL. Anyway, after a beat:]
Like I said, I doubt you'll have to go through it again. But if you do, aiming for the temple is a faster way to get it done.
[So they don't, like. Turn a face into mush again.]
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they sort of bury their face in their knees.]
Please don't give me advice on how to murder more efficiently.
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It'll spare you from having to bash someone's face in if you're ever called to it a second time. Doubt that you will be, as I said, but it's better to be overprepared.
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Noted. [they sound a bit queasy.] No offense, but... can we talk about something else?
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What do you want to talk about, then? Your cute little rabbit?
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Hm - it is, it is! But don't you already know most things about us? I probably couldn't tell you anything that you don't already know, haha.
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Mhm. We're connected to this place, so as soon as you showed up...
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[That's sure one way to put it...]
Hm, hm... Well, then! I'm good at farming radishes? Not half-bad with potatoes, too.
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[a hum.]
No offense, but what do you like about radishes?
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None taken! I don't like them, actually. [Hm.] But we were working with very tainted soil and they're hardy enough to grow there, when not much else was.
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[hm.]
I guess... that would do it. Is there any food you like, then?
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There are plenty of foods I like! Sweet ice from Caiyi Town, chili dishes, pork rib and lotus root soup... I'm a fan of spicy, greasy things, hah. What about you?
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[He's been talking about bacon so much today what the heck is in the AIR. But he pauses to think about that.]
Mm... I've heard of spaghetti, but I haven't tried it. What's licorice?
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[hunger is in the air, that's what. they pause, there.]
It's, um... A type of candy? [hm.] Have you ever had anise? It tastes something like that.
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[wwx running up to sanji like TEACH ME HOW TO SPAGET
Also, anise does indeed exist in ancient fantasy china but it's mostly used in medicines, so he looks pretty curious about that.]
A candy made from anise? Does it have any health benefits?
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[so... guess who does all the cooking at the mess hall?]
Oh, no. It's not made from anise. But it sort of tastes like it? It's weird.
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Hah, are you? I could pass on some easy dishes sometime. It might help to know at least a little, but I'll ask them later, too.
[But then Monday happens and he will not, in fact, ask them later.]
That's a strange thing, but I've heard a lot of candies are like that! Like the ones that taste like strawberries but there aren't any strawberries in it.
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