Audience: Majima

[gatonina]

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INTRO WEEKEND, SUNDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the huge grey bunny, it zooms off toward the door marked with a new moon, which opens for it! this appears to be the interior of a standard camp office, with black shadows seated behind the desk. they nod to majima as he enters, pointing to the chair across from their desk.]

Can sit if you like.

[haw]

[ where does the bun go after the door opens. can majima try to pick it up and pet it while he plops down in the chair opposite black shadows. either way, that's what he ends up doing, the bun would just give him an excuse to do something with his hands and also be smol and cute and he kind of really needs something like that right now. ]

All right, first thing's first—what's with the whole spooky ominous whisperin' thing. Has that always been yer schtick?

WEEK ZERO, MONDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the small blue bunny, it zooms off towards the door-- and it will swing open automatically for it. majima will have to follow the bunny across camp, all the way to the isolation cabin, where he will find winter wizard splayed over two beanbag chairs that have been shoved together. they don't have the time to sit up before the bunny hops on their chest, drawing a startled yelp.]

Shit! [classy. eloquent. fantastic. they sit up, letting the bunny hop off as they stare at majima.] ...Hi. Sit?

[haw]

[ can he bend down and wrangle tiny bun the same way they did with black shadows's... whatever the result ends up being, he kinda just stares at winter wizard for a second before accepting their offer to sit. plop. ]

...did I, uh, interrupt somethin'?

WEEK 0, TUESDAY

[gatonina]

[the same process repeats, with the bunny leading majima to black shadows in their office. their head tilts upon spotting him, and then they nod.]

Hello again.

[haw]

Evening, Shadows-han.

[ hewwo again indeed. majima waves to black shadows as he takes a seat in the chair opposite the figure's desk. once he's settled, he looks around for the bun, making the "pspsps" noise to try and get her to chill with him again. as was the case last time, though, he'll continue with his conversation with his team leader, regardless if bun decides to grace him with her presence or not. ]

First off—what's up with the touch glue curse?

WEEK 0, SATURDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the purple bunny, it almost casually begins to hop its way down the hall and toward the door marked 3C 💜. the door opens for it, and inside is a similar standard camp office like the others majima has seen. the bunny hops it way across the floor and toward the desk and it's then that majima will find purple heart seated on the floor as they use their non-bandaged hand to pick up the bunny and depositing it in their lap.]

Hello. [the tone is light.] How may I help you, Majima? [they heard he doesn't like being called goro, so majima it is.]

[haw]

[ Whew! That All Happened! Wow! he's looking tired as he comes into purple heart's office, since who wouldn't be after all that... though his expression is neutral for the most part, they can probably tell he doesn't seem to be harboring any negative feelings toward them. in fact... ]

...potentially dumb question, but how's your hand?

WEEK 0, SUNDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the blue bunny, it zips off past the receptionist desk and down to the door marked as 3A CONFERENCE ROOM. granting majima access to the hallway temporarily. the door swings open for the bunny and as majima approaches he'll find a relatively cozy space. a couch pushed against one wall, a whiteboard on the wall opposite to the door, and a low circular table with beanbag chairs set around it. there is a water cooler and snack shelf in one corner of the room, and decorative plants can be found here and there.

majima will spot winter sitting up on a beanbag chair that has been dragged over to the corner with the cooler and snacks, their knees drawn up as they swish the contents of a paper cup around. they look up as the blue bunny hops over to their side, reaching out with one hand to pet the bunny.]

...Hi, Majima.

[haw]

[ hm. this is new. majima takes a quick glance around the hallway before entering the conference room, but he doesn't concentrate too hard on it. he's more attentive when he goes into the room itself, though, and he pauses to give winter a nod before making his way over; his gait is slow, careful as he stops in front of them, then nods toward the snack shelf. ]

Can I?

W1, MONDAY

[gatonina]

[genuinely i have forgotten what you told me was coming and i have fears, but the gray bunny will lead majima to the gardens! black shadows is chilling here, on a log bench.]

Majima. Hello. Anything needed of me?

[haw]

[ it was literally just that i was going to pester you for another pc i'm crying. but anyway, majima's looking pretty grim, even as he bends over to try and scoop up bun as per usual. ]

...the rules really have changed, huh.

WEEK ONE, SATURDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the blue bunny, it will lead majima down the hallway to the office marked as 3B ❄️. there he will find winter sipping from a cup while reading a book. they put their cup down as bluekie zooms past them to settle down on a wooden doll bed in one corner of the room.]

Hey. Go ahead and take a seat.

[haw]

[ ... cute...but majima nods courteously and sits down without much fanfare. it's a weird kind of day, after all. ]

Why didn't ya warn us about the lake monster beforehand?

W1, POST TRIAL

[gatonina]

[black shadows is hanging in the gardens, this time; the gray bunny leads majima there before hopping up into shadows' lap, settling comfortably there as they pet the bun.]

Majima. Hello.

...suppose today was not as planned.

[haw]

[ he lets the bun jump forth, though he does sneak in a few pets and an extra tweat before she goes to join her owner. ]

Haw? Which part?

[ ...he asks as he takes a seat opposite them. he's absolutely not being sarcastic. it is simply an illusion. ]

W2, MONDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the purple bunny, it zooms past majima and seems to race down the hall toward a door marked as 3c with a purple heart. the door swings open for the bun and it scampers inside, dashing up a makeshift ramp by the desk to huddle on the desktop. purple heart is seated at their desk, immediately looking up from their mug of coffee as majima enters the room and they wave a hand at him.]

What's up?

[haw]

[ majima waves back as he slumps down into a chair. he's not feeling like one for formalities today, sitting with his legs bowed as he faces purple heart. a stray petal falls from the rose blossoming out of the left side of his face; he brushes it off his pant leg before casually asking, ]

Someone put out a hit on ya this week, Heart-han?

W3, MONDAY

[gatonina]

[well, black shadows is right here in the office-- they escort majima back to their personal office, sitting behind the desk.]

Majima. Am glad to see you.

[haw]

[ stop i deadass forgot where they were stationed this week. anyway. majima picks up trine as black shadows leads him to their office, since she doesn't have to lead him to the director's location. he takes a seat on the opposite side of the desk, a sort of weariness evident in his expression once he's settled. ]

Feeling's mutual. [ after a good round of pats, he lets bun go return to her owner. ] How are ya holdin' up?

W3, MONDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the purple bunny, it zooms past majima and seems to race down the hall toward a door marked as 3c with a purple heart. it seems as though somebunny is slacking from their job at the camp store. the door swings open for the bun and it scampers inside, dashing up a makeshift ramp by the desk to huddle on the desktop. unsurprising, maybe, seeing how purple heart is at their desk looking through the drawers.]

Majima. What can I do for you today?

for my own ref since this was ok'd but this is actually tuesday instead

[haw]

[ as usual, majima casually trails behind cinnabun as she leads him to purple heart's office. he settles into the seat on the other side of the desk with a heavy sigh, very much resisting the urge to prop his feet onto the desk. he's a thug, yes, but he's also a respectful individual! ]

Could ya maybe magic me up a mojito? I'll even do some extra chores for ya if that meas you can make it extra strong. [ he chuckles. ] Literally walkin' down memory lane this week is gettin' to me a lot more than I expected it to.

W3, SUNDAY

[gatonina]

[the gray bunny leads majima to wen ning's cabin, this time. he's been in it before, so it seems appropriate enough; it doesn't look like a cavern now, though. it's a normal enough cabin, though it's fairly bare and sparse, decorated in shades of gray. a tv perches on a table, with a stack of dvds next to it, and the bed and desk are the same ones he's already seen. the closet is attached properly to a wall, now. wen ning himself is just sitting in the desk chair, and gives him a nod as he enters.] I thought... this may be more comfortable for you.

[haw]

[ he isn't surprised to follow trine to the cabin with the moon sign in front, though he is momentarily taken aback at how... normal it appears once he steps through the door. ]

...wouldn't have minded the real thing, ya know. [ he pauses for a moment to look around. ] Is this... some kinda illusion, or can ya just manipulate it to yer liking?

Week 4, TUESDAY

[gatonina]

[not long after feeding the purple bun, it hops its way down the hall to the door marked 3C. purple heart seems to think nobody will need them for the time being, and when majima enters the office with the bun leading the way they seem to be staring at a coffee machine. where did they get that? who cares, their brew is almost done.]

What's new?

[haw]

[ majima's gotten so used to visiting the directors' offices that he only lets cinnabun lead him more out of courtesy than necessity when she takes off toward the back. a few hops down the hall, and... hm. majima just kind of cocks his head at the sight of purple heart just zoning out, squinting at them. ]

Uh, that coffee maker, apparently?

[ u good buddy ]

WEEK FOUR, WEDNESDAY EVENING

[gatonina]

[after feeding the blue bunny, it will lead majima out of the the directors' office and into the mess hall. there, he will find winter wizard in the middle of shoving a muffin into their mouth, piece by piece. they seem to chew and swallow before waving him over, scooping the blue bunny up to deposit it on the chair next to them.]

Majima! Grab a bite and sit down with me.

[...additionally, it looks like they've acquired some new bling since the last time he saw them. a crudely made blue bunny charm attached to a leather cord, worn as a necklace.]

[haw]

[ having just finished his stint as a crab, majima stumbles his way after bluekie to the mess hall... it seems like he isn't quite used to only having two legs again just yet. but he successfully makes it over to winter wizard in one piece, and he takes a seat across from them... but upon being offered some food, he just meekly replies, ]

...ya got any of that in a fishy flavor?

W5, monday

[gatonina]

[trine leads him to wen ning's cabin, which is its cavernous self again this time. wen ning is seated at the desk, not wearing his void robe at the moment, which makes the hole right through his chest highly obvious. as he turns to face majima, it's also clear that... his head is stitched in place. hm. he's fine.]

Majima. Are you all right?

[JUST. IMMEDIATELY WORRIED, he knows what's going on this week.]

[haw]

[ given that majima isn't missing any limbs or body parts besides his pinky, it looks like he's doing better than most of the camp... but, like, still. he sure is visibly tired as he plops down into a seat, and while wen ning's injuries do get a dubious glance from him... something else comes out of his mouth first: ]

Ya got more weed?

WEEK FIVE, THURSDAY AFTERNOON

[gatonina]

[winter is not at the front desk when majima starts to feed their bunny. the blue bun zips past him and takes him all the way down the hallway, to the room marked as 3F BUNNY ROOM... it appears to be exactly what it says on the tin. a room filled with supplies for taking care of the bunnies, with three litter boxes. it seems like winter was in the middle of tidying up.]

Oh... Majima. Can I help you?

[haw]

[ he follows smol bun curiously since he has never been in here before!! also for the record he changed out of his champagne-soaked outfit and is now holding an ice pack to his forehead, where the boombox hit him earlier. ]

I feel like I should be askin' you that. Ya looked pretty shaken up after everything from earlier. Feelin' all right now?

w5, sunday

[crashout]

[when majima feeds the purple rabbit, she'll lead him out the door and over toward the lounge. despite the fact that the music is annoying as ever, junpei's busy nursing a bottle of beer while seated in a beanbag chair. he just...lifts the bottle in greeting.]

Fucking hate this thing but we can't figure out how to stop it. [a nod to the jukebox.]

[haw]

Honestly, I wouldn't have a problem with it if that one song didn't play more than the other. There's somethin' real creepy 'bout the way he says "pussycat"...

[ he says it flatly as he scoops cinnabun up to drop her off with her papa before swinging around to slide behind the bar counter. ]

Tell me what yer in the mood for and I'll mix it up for ya. I'll even throw in a show.

W6, MONDAY

[deadened]

[the bunny leads him once more to wen ning's cabin! this is after office hours bc i say so. wen ning is settled on the bed, his hooded robe off; the bunny ears on his head are on full display, as well as the little pawpad in the palm of his hand as he raises it to wave. he's foregone shoes because his feet are just straight up paws, and without the robe it's clear that's probably a whole leg sort of situation. it's fine. he's just part bun now.]

Majima. Um, you can take a seat anywhere.

[haw]

[ it's not like majima's any better, given that he's basically abandoned all his clothes except his pants. lanky demon boi... but even a monster with a mission can be distracted by some things, such as— ]

Holy shit you got toebeans.

week six, tuesday night.

[asswipe]

[The blue bunny will lead Majima to the conference room. He will find Veronica lounging on the couch, shoving chips in her mouth while reading a magazine. Looking at her, she seems a bit... ghostly? Graying, somewhat translucent skin. Eyes that are a bit too dark when she glances at Majima.]

Oh— Hey. What's up?

[haw]

. . .

Honest to god, I was about to ask if I should run and find the other two 'cause I forgot what the side effect of the week was. [ DESPITE HIM AND ALL HIS MONSTER-Y GLORY... ] What, did you and Wen-han switch gimmicks this week?