Audience: Majima

[gatonina]

Comments

[gatonina]

Um, sure. But I don't know which part you don't get? We tidied up for you guys.

[haw]

Oh.

So it's more like ya just... threw stuff together until it was kinda sorta shaped like a camp.

[gatonina]

Yeah! That's pretty much it. Mind you-- It's always been a camp, with or without furniture. We just made it nicer.

[haw]

Okay, now we've looped back around to the why of the three of you living at a camp.

[gatonina]

There are humans who want to live in an amusement park, or a hotel, or a cruise ship. It's not that weird when you think about it that way.

[haw]

So you guys are human?

—Scratch that. Have ya ever been human?

[gatonina]

[can i go back to my normal tag format i cannot believe you andie

anyway, they shake their head.]

That was an example. Are you going to ask what's wrong with my face next? Because that was totally offensive enough the first time.

[haw]

[ 😊 ]

Hey, wait a sec, I never said anythin' about yer face!

[gatonina]

[:////]

Well, someone else did. I think she assumed we were human? Which is, like, totally rude. Humans aren't the only species out there, you jerks.

[haw]

I ain't the one who automatically assumed, you're the one who used it as an example!

[ >:O!! ]

[gatonina]

I was trying to be relatable!

[haw]

...

Is it rude to ask what you actually are?

[gatonina]

[A gentle shrug!]

Nah. But we don't really have a word for it. Just call us "directors" if you feel like it.

[haw]

Well, if you're directors, then what exactly are ya directin'?

[ he sets smol baby bun down on his lap... if they want to explore the beanbag... ]

[gatonina]

Our lives... Our destinies... I can wax poetics on demand, you know.