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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ he follows smol bun curiously since he has never been in here before!! also for the record he changed out of his champagne-soaked outfit and is now holding an ice pack to his forehead, where the boombox hit him earlier. ]

I feel like I should be askin' you that. Ya looked pretty shaken up after everything from earlier. Feelin' all right now?
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-17 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... okay, I can't blame you for that.

[ he waves his free hand like it's no big deal!! ]

Please. I feel like if ya killed me, I'd automatically get revived. Directors aren't supposed to participate, are they?
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... he shifts guiltily at that. they... they have a point, don't they... oof. ]

...for what it's worth, I'm sorry for makin' such a stupid ass comment.
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-18 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ya know... since I'm already here, want some help cleanin' this place up? Either that, or I keep Bluekie from distractin' you while ya take care of things. I'm flexible.
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-18 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ he chuckles a little under his breath. ]

Sure thing, my wizardly ward. [ beat ] Wait, since you're a Director, does that mean I'm your ward, not the other way around...
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[personal profile] asswipe 2020-07-21 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[pretend she's still masked. i don't want to track things on another account anymore, weeps.

But, either way— She huffs out a laugh.]


Technically, you're Wen Ning's ward. [...] And Junpei's, too. Actually, should I congratulate you on your adoption...?
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-21 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that's fair ]

Nah, I'm the bratty stepkid who whines about how shitty their new parent is and how they're not their REAL dad.
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[personal profile] asswipe 2020-07-21 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Give yourself some credit. You're the kid who does a 180 by the end of the movie, and accepts his new dad just in time to prevent a messy divorce.
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-21 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... Ya know, if everything stays on track, wouldn't this scenario make you our third Director-parent? I don't think they cover that in any movie I've ever heard of.
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[personal profile] asswipe 2020-07-21 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[A beat.]

The critics wouldn't be able to complain about the lack of originality?
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-22 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, are we keepin' the murder camp aspect in the adaptation, or is that just gonna make the premise even more complicated...
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[personal profile] asswipe 2020-07-24 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely ditching the murder camp aspect. We want this movie to be family friendly, right?
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[personal profile] haw 2020-07-24 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno how to break this to ya, but I don't think anything havin' to do with me can be considered "family friendly" by default.
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[personal profile] asswipe 2020-07-24 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as it's not rated X, it's friendly enough?