Audience: Majima

[gatonina]

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[gatonina]

Because if some asshole decides it'd be funny to hit everyone in the face with a volleyball or something, we need a place to put them in until they calm down?

[haw]

. . .

[ he squints, but. he will let it go. For Now. ]

Anyway. Uh. If we don't wanna say yer full name every time we talk to or about you, would ya rather be called "Winter" or "Wizard" for short?

[gatonina]

[a pause, then.]

If you're not going to believe me, you could afford to be less obvious about it.

[huffs!]

Winter is fine. Wizard makes me feel like I'm in trouble.

[haw]

[ a shrug and an eyeroll! ]

What, like, "mom callin' you by yer full name" kinda trouble?

[gatonina]

There are plenty kinds of trouble that involve someone full naming you.

[haw]

. . .

Okay, but "Wizard" is only half yer name, though.

[gatonina]

And it's my surname, which is objectively even worse than getting full-named. Just thinking about it sends a shiver up my spine.

[haw]

[ be proud of him because even if he's isn't doing a damn thing to hide it, he is still successfully resisting the urge to make the really obvious joke. wow. this bunny is so fucking cute and tiny how does something this small even exist. ]

[gatonina]

[coward!

if he has nothing to say, then winter will simply flop over on their side while watching him. this beanbag chair is comfortable.]

[haw]

[ he will spend a few more silent moments playing with the bun before turning his attention back to winter—he is still idly letting bun play with his finger, though. ]

So how do the three of you know each other? The other directors, I mean. Are ya all related, or did ya get put together by some higher force or power out there?

[gatonina]

Oh, nah. It's not like that. We're, like... I guess you could call us roommates? Campmates. It's whatever.

[haw]

[ hm ]

What were the three of ya doin' before all of us showed up?

[gatonina]

Minding our own business. I mean, what do you normally do when you're at home with the people you live with?

[haw]

The three of you just... live here. At this camp in the middle of nowhere. With a buncha random cabins all fully furnished and ready for a huge group of dumbfucks to show up.

[gatonina]

I think you're all making the same mistake of thinking half this place was clean before we realized you were coming here.

[haw]

... Care to enlighten me?

[gatonina]

Um, sure. But I don't know which part you don't get? We tidied up for you guys.

[haw]

Oh.

So it's more like ya just... threw stuff together until it was kinda sorta shaped like a camp.

[gatonina]

Yeah! That's pretty much it. Mind you-- It's always been a camp, with or without furniture. We just made it nicer.

[haw]

Okay, now we've looped back around to the why of the three of you living at a camp.

[gatonina]

There are humans who want to live in an amusement park, or a hotel, or a cruise ship. It's not that weird when you think about it that way.

[haw]

So you guys are human?

—Scratch that. Have ya ever been human?

[gatonina]

[can i go back to my normal tag format i cannot believe you andie

anyway, they shake their head.]

That was an example. Are you going to ask what's wrong with my face next? Because that was totally offensive enough the first time.

[haw]

[ 😊 ]

Hey, wait a sec, I never said anythin' about yer face!

[gatonina]

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Well, someone else did. I think she assumed we were human? Which is, like, totally rude. Humans aren't the only species out there, you jerks.