gatonina | Audience: Asch

[he nods]

How old are you. Do you know?

Age isn't really important to us, though we are all older than you.

[he hums.]

Your favorite color that isn't purple.

Blue. [which is really just purple adjacent.] And black, I guess.

[oh]

The colors of the other hosts?

Merely a coincidence, I assure you. They're just nice colors.

Favorite Person.

Why all of the personal questions, Asch? Also it's hard to pick a favorite person.

Because I don't know anything about you, and none of you ever make it easy.

And, fine. Top three. I don't need to know them personally.

I wouldn't worry about that part too much, Asch. You've already had the chance to meet Winter, Shadows, and my rabbit.

...I feel as though I have a relatively good chance at guessing your favorite animal.

[oh, well. he tried. it's more than he did in the mansion.]

Hmph. Thank you, in any case.

You may be surprised. [haha.]

But of course. You know you can always come back anytime you'd like, don't you?

Hm.

[I mean, yes, but... to what purpose........ make friends with npcs?????]

Is it a rabbit.

No. But I am quite fond of them, so I suppose that counts.

[wha?]

...What is it, then.

Cats, probably.

...Cats?

Why cats?

Have you ever met a cat? I can admire their ability to be affection and aloof all at once.

They trick you into petting them and then they bite you.

They don't just bite for no reason, Asch. What are you doing to these poor cats?

[his expression says "how dare you".]

Petting them.

Like...gently or are you doing it when they don't want to be pet?

[??????????????????????

he.

makes a midair gesture, as if he's petting a cat. like. this???]

I have no idea.

Bring me a cat, and I'll show you.

Alright, alright. Next time I find a cat I'll be sure to bring them to you when we meet again.

Fine.

Then next time, I'll anticipate a cat.

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