[why is everyone in this group a good boy. what the fuck.
The robos will not attack them or anything. They do, however, seem very pleased by their aid. Like, genuinely happy? Or a very uncanny valley imitation of happiness. Their features are a bit too airbrushed for comfort. The bots are a bit unsteady on their feet, but will now follow their respective human out. And, uh, possibly to the ends of the Earth. They're kind of sticking a little too closely? Hm.
[ well, he has a pet brilbot who may or may not wear his skin before the end of this break in but y'know what? it's fine. he's fine with the clingy bot. he has a metal nightmare face rn so he can't judge anyone.
to the next room!! with a stop to push any new buttons just in case. ]
[Well. Brilith-Bot and Akechi-Bot may or may not have calmly picked up a discarded robot arm upon catching sight of each other. But it's fine? It's fine.
They open the door
and immediately, music begins to play. The four bots gasp and begin to clap politely. Confetti and sparkles descend from the ceiling to shown down on the group, clinging to all the oil they have accumulated until now. A table with eight chairs waits for them in the middle of the room, streamers and balloons and pink and blue decorations surrounding it. A lovely cake sits on top of the table, along with eight party hats and eight party horns. In the back of the room, they will spot a banner that reads:]
CONGRATULATIONS, DAD(DIES)!!!!!
[There are also four more doors in this room, windows beside them like in all the previous rooms. The lights are on this time.
At least......... there's no more oil in this room? Or kill room plastic wrap? It's fine.]
Brilith-bot and Akechi-bot are going to menacingly wave their pilfered robo arms at each other, spilling oil all over the cake. Oh, well. Nobody was going to eat it anyone. Jae-ha and Peach will occupy themselves by slapping on two (2) party hats each and tooting the horns. Tooooooot. Toooooooot.
Anyway, what is Phoenix doing beside stealing a party hat?
In the bottom left room, Ash will find nursery room painted entirely in pastel green. Toys and stuffed animals decorate the room. A gentle breeze billows through a window inside the room, green and white striped curtains fluttering. In the center of the room, Ash will spot a cradle. It rocks back and forth by itself.
In the top left room, Belph will find a room painted entirely in... white? It's pretty empty and featureless — save for a single camera mounted in one corner of the room. He will spot a white cradle smackdab in the middle of the room. It does not move.
Both of them will hear a low hum coming from within the rooms.]
[ to streamline this nick is just going in the top right room and investigating whatever horrifying thing kyuu left for him because he has no paranoia and will therefore suffer ]
[In the top right room, Phoenix will spot an extremely adorable pink nursery. It is absolutely decorated from top to bottom with all kinds of ruffles and bows and sparkly little knick-knacks. A huge ass stuffed pink panda sits in one corner of the room, along with a big plastic castle, princess and prince dolls. A pink cradle is in the middle of the room, and a big purple bunny plushie pokes out over the top.
In the bottom right room, Akira will find a red nursery. There is a window on the left and right sides of the room, where he can catch a glimpse of a sunny landscape. A little bird perches on one of the windows, tweeting away. The room itself is a little more sparsely decorated than the rest, but there's a little tea party set in one corner, a dollhouse in the other, and an assortment of miscellaneous, mismatched toys scattered around the room. There is, again, a cradle in the middle of the room. It is red, and gently sways back and forth.
Both Phoenix and Akira will hear a low humming noise from within the rooms.
Ash can hook his axe on the cradle to tip it his way. Inside he will find an android baby. One that happens to have a perfect blend of his both his own facial features, and Akechi's. Picking the lower right room has come back to haunt Becks. The baby holds a rattle in its hand, blinking at Ash once, twice, thrice — before it opens its mouth and starts wailing loudly enough that the other four members of the group can hear it. The baby will also, uh, yeet its rattle at Ash's face. Axe scary? Rude?
Meanwhile, Belph will notice that the camera is not for taking pictures. Rather, it's a security camera. It has an itty bitty red light, which blinks intermittently. Seems like it's on. Inside the cradle, he will find............... uh. A very expressionless baby with facial features that heavily resemble Jae-ha's. The baby does not acknowledge Belph. Rather, it simply stares pointedly at the camera in the room — watching it in the same way it watches him.]
[ well his face is metal so i guess the rattle can clank off that because my god that's the most horrifying thing he's ever seen and he's seen some Shit.
anyway cry more babykechi. can he still hear the humming over that screeching or has it stopped? he'll see if he can't shush the baby a bit but...
[Phoenix will find.......................... an invisible baby! Or, uh, partially invisible. It's a ghosty little baby with Phoenix's hair and a face that resembles Peach's — but that's about all he can see beyond a faint outline. It gurgles curiously at him.
Meanwhile, Akira will find an absolutely adorable little baby with his eyes and Brilith's facial features. It gives him a toothless smile, giggling happily upon seeing him and reaching out to him. The fact that Akira got the nicest baby while Al is not here is sending me.
Shushing the ashkechi baby does nothing. If anything, it wails more loudly upon seeing that it's rattle had no effect.
The Jae-ha baby does, in fact, keep staring at the camera even after Belph picks it up. It does not make a sound. Doesn't even fuss when he lifts it. Hm.
The humming can still be heard within all four rooms. It seems to come from the cradle itself.]
belph will wave at the security camera, before he moves in between it and the baby so that the baby can't see it anymore. what's it going to do now, huh???]
You are one creepy fake baby, you know that? The real Jae-ha might be crying to see you.
[holding the baby with one arm (this isn't proper? too bad, it's not a real baby), he's going to check out the cradle! looking through the bedding and under the cradle + its sides.
meanwhile because al isn't here ig jan continues to rp akira
fortunately, akira lost all his charm which means i don't have to know how to deal with babies. but we'll say akira holds out a finger for the baby to grab and coos at it. if this is ooc i'm sorry al]
[The ashkechi baby does, in fact, start smacking the rattle into Ash's shoulder. The rattle slips out of its grip at some point, and it starts wailing all the more loudly. RIP to Ash's ears. Yikes!
The invisibaby will fuss a little as Phoenix figures out how to pick it up. It will absolutely drool on his, sniffling a little. The humming is just coming from the cradle, my dude.
And Belph will soon discover why.
The Jae-ha baby fusses and complains a little when Belph gets in the way of the camera, suddenly anxious. It squirms in Belph's grasp as if uncomfortable, but it won't fall out at least. Looking through the bedding, Belph will discover that there's yet another monitor under the the cradle mattress. It's not a touchscreen, and there's nothing for him to interact with. It simply says:]
INSERT SUNSHINE HERE, DADDY. :)
[The humming is a bit louder now that the bedding has been removed.]
[rip to ash indeed but since he had his rudeness drained out of him, i guess he just has to put up with this! he's also going to dig through the cradle bedding + look under it and at its sides.
AS FOR JAN'S ACTUAL CHARACTER a part of him dies inside.]
What? What the heck does that even mean?
[belph takes some of the sparkles on him and plops it on the screen. there. there's your sunshine. but he'll turn to the security camera (fine, you can have it back, baby jae-ha) and start humming the you are my only sunshine lullaby and rock the jae-ha baby a little as he stares blankly.
what the fuck does he do now. give him a hint, baby jae-ha.]
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The robos will not attack them or anything. They do, however, seem very pleased by their aid. Like, genuinely happy? Or a very uncanny valley imitation of happiness. Their features are a bit too airbrushed for comfort. The bots are a bit unsteady on their feet, but will now follow their respective human out. And, uh, possibly to the ends of the Earth. They're kind of sticking a little too closely? Hm.
Now, what will the group do?]
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to the next room!! with a stop to push any new buttons just in case. ]
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They open the door
and immediately, music begins to play. The four bots gasp and begin to clap politely. Confetti and sparkles descend from the ceiling to shown down on the group, clinging to all the oil they have accumulated until now. A table with eight chairs waits for them in the middle of the room, streamers and balloons and pink and blue decorations surrounding it. A lovely cake sits on top of the table, along with eight party hats and eight party horns. In the back of the room, they will spot a banner that reads:]
CONGRATULATIONS, DAD(DIES)!!!!!
[There are also four more doors in this room, windows beside them like in all the previous rooms. The lights are on this time.
At least......... there's no more oil in this room? Or kill room plastic wrap? It's fine.]
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well, he will take a party hat and look in one of the rooms. what's occurring in the bottom left room? ]
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[belph is just
going to ignore all of that and look into the top-left room]
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[ examine, unfortunately.... then onwards ]
[ hes also taking a party hat btw ]
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Brilith-bot and Akechi-bot are going to menacingly wave their pilfered robo arms at each other, spilling oil all over the cake. Oh, well. Nobody was going to eat it anyone. Jae-ha and Peach will occupy themselves by slapping on two (2) party hats each and tooting the horns. Tooooooot. Toooooooot.
Anyway, what is Phoenix doing beside stealing a party hat?
In the bottom left room, Ash will find nursery room painted entirely in pastel green. Toys and stuffed animals decorate the room. A gentle breeze billows through a window inside the room, green and white striped curtains fluttering. In the center of the room, Ash will spot a cradle. It rocks back and forth by itself.
In the top left room, Belph will find a room painted entirely in... white? It's pretty empty and featureless — save for a single camera mounted in one corner of the room. He will spot a white cradle smackdab in the middle of the room. It does not move.
Both of them will hear a low hum coming from within the rooms.]
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ash is gonna just use that long axe to catch the edge of the cradle when he's close enough and tilt it to try and see what's in there. ]
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otherwise, he'll peek at the cradle and feel increasingly alarmed over the humming.
also i'm godmodding akira he's going into the bottom-right room]
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In the bottom right room, Akira will find a red nursery. There is a window on the left and right sides of the room, where he can catch a glimpse of a sunny landscape. A little bird perches on one of the windows, tweeting away. The room itself is a little more sparsely decorated than the rest, but there's a little tea party set in one corner, a dollhouse in the other, and an assortment of miscellaneous, mismatched toys scattered around the room. There is, again, a cradle in the middle of the room. It is red, and gently sways back and forth.
Both Phoenix and Akira will hear a low humming noise from within the rooms.
Ash can hook his axe on the cradle to tip it his way. Inside he will find an android baby. One that happens to have a perfect blend of his both his own facial features, and Akechi's. Picking the lower right room has come back to haunt Becks. The baby holds a rattle in its hand, blinking at Ash once, twice, thrice — before it opens its mouth and starts wailing loudly enough that the other four members of the group can hear it. The baby will also, uh, yeet its rattle at Ash's face. Axe scary? Rude?
Meanwhile, Belph will notice that the camera is not for taking pictures. Rather, it's a security camera. It has an itty bitty red light, which blinks intermittently. Seems like it's on. Inside the cradle, he will find............... uh. A very expressionless baby with facial features that heavily resemble Jae-ha's. The baby does not acknowledge Belph. Rather, it simply stares pointedly at the camera in the room — watching it in the same way it watches him.]
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anyway cry more babykechi. can he still hear the humming over that screeching or has it stopped? he'll see if he can't shush the baby a bit but...
he's not too fussed. ]
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well, this is getting even creepier. he picks up the baby to see if it keeps staring at the camera even as he moves it?
i rp akira now so i'm going to say he checks out the cradle]
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Meanwhile, Akira will find an absolutely adorable little baby with his eyes and Brilith's facial features. It gives him a toothless smile, giggling happily upon seeing him and reaching out to him. The fact that Akira got the nicest baby while Al is not here is sending me.
Shushing the ashkechi baby does nothing. If anything, it wails more loudly upon seeing that it's rattle had no effect.
The Jae-ha baby does, in fact, keep staring at the camera even after Belph picks it up. It does not make a sound. Doesn't even fuss when he lifts it. Hm.
The humming can still be heard within all four rooms. It seems to come from the cradle itself.]
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what the heck is humming. ]
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belph will wave at the security camera, before he moves in between it and the baby so that the baby can't see it anymore. what's it going to do now, huh???]
You are one creepy fake baby, you know that? The real Jae-ha might be crying to see you.
[holding the baby with one arm (this isn't proper? too bad, it's not a real baby), he's going to check out the cradle! looking through the bedding and under the cradle + its sides.
meanwhile because al isn't here ig jan continues to rp akira
fortunately, akira lost all his charm which means i don't have to know how to deal with babies. but we'll say akira holds out a finger for the baby to grab and coos at it. if this is ooc i'm sorry al]
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The invisibaby will fuss a little as Phoenix figures out how to pick it up. It will absolutely drool on his, sniffling a little. The humming is just coming from the cradle, my dude.
And Belph will soon discover why.
The Jae-ha baby fusses and complains a little when Belph gets in the way of the camera, suddenly anxious. It squirms in Belph's grasp as if uncomfortable, but it won't fall out at least. Looking through the bedding, Belph will discover that there's yet another monitor under the the cradle mattress. It's not a touchscreen, and there's nothing for him to interact with. It simply says:]
INSERT SUNSHINE HERE, DADDY. :)
[The humming is a bit louder now that the bedding has been removed.]
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AS FOR JAN'S ACTUAL CHARACTER a part of him dies inside.]
What? What the heck does that even mean?
[belph takes some of the sparkles on him and plops it on the screen. there. there's your sunshine. but he'll turn to the security camera (fine, you can have it back, baby jae-ha) and start humming the you are my only sunshine lullaby and rock the jae-ha baby a little as he stares blankly.
what the fuck does he do now. give him a hint, baby jae-ha.]
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[ if he and phoenix check under the bedding are they gonna find the same message?? hewwo? ]
[ he is enduring the drooling also ]
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