Brilith-bot and Akechi-bot are going to menacingly wave their pilfered robo arms at each other, spilling oil all over the cake. Oh, well. Nobody was going to eat it anyone. Jae-ha and Peach will occupy themselves by slapping on two (2) party hats each and tooting the horns. Tooooooot. Toooooooot.
Anyway, what is Phoenix doing beside stealing a party hat?
In the bottom left room, Ash will find nursery room painted entirely in pastel green. Toys and stuffed animals decorate the room. A gentle breeze billows through a window inside the room, green and white striped curtains fluttering. In the center of the room, Ash will spot a cradle. It rocks back and forth by itself.
In the top left room, Belph will find a room painted entirely in... white? It's pretty empty and featureless — save for a single camera mounted in one corner of the room. He will spot a white cradle smackdab in the middle of the room. It does not move.
Both of them will hear a low hum coming from within the rooms.]
[ to streamline this nick is just going in the top right room and investigating whatever horrifying thing kyuu left for him because he has no paranoia and will therefore suffer ]
[In the top right room, Phoenix will spot an extremely adorable pink nursery. It is absolutely decorated from top to bottom with all kinds of ruffles and bows and sparkly little knick-knacks. A huge ass stuffed pink panda sits in one corner of the room, along with a big plastic castle, princess and prince dolls. A pink cradle is in the middle of the room, and a big purple bunny plushie pokes out over the top.
In the bottom right room, Akira will find a red nursery. There is a window on the left and right sides of the room, where he can catch a glimpse of a sunny landscape. A little bird perches on one of the windows, tweeting away. The room itself is a little more sparsely decorated than the rest, but there's a little tea party set in one corner, a dollhouse in the other, and an assortment of miscellaneous, mismatched toys scattered around the room. There is, again, a cradle in the middle of the room. It is red, and gently sways back and forth.
Both Phoenix and Akira will hear a low humming noise from within the rooms.
Ash can hook his axe on the cradle to tip it his way. Inside he will find an android baby. One that happens to have a perfect blend of his both his own facial features, and Akechi's. Picking the lower right room has come back to haunt Becks. The baby holds a rattle in its hand, blinking at Ash once, twice, thrice — before it opens its mouth and starts wailing loudly enough that the other four members of the group can hear it. The baby will also, uh, yeet its rattle at Ash's face. Axe scary? Rude?
Meanwhile, Belph will notice that the camera is not for taking pictures. Rather, it's a security camera. It has an itty bitty red light, which blinks intermittently. Seems like it's on. Inside the cradle, he will find............... uh. A very expressionless baby with facial features that heavily resemble Jae-ha's. The baby does not acknowledge Belph. Rather, it simply stares pointedly at the camera in the room — watching it in the same way it watches him.]
[ well his face is metal so i guess the rattle can clank off that because my god that's the most horrifying thing he's ever seen and he's seen some Shit.
anyway cry more babykechi. can he still hear the humming over that screeching or has it stopped? he'll see if he can't shush the baby a bit but...
[Phoenix will find.......................... an invisible baby! Or, uh, partially invisible. It's a ghosty little baby with Phoenix's hair and a face that resembles Peach's — but that's about all he can see beyond a faint outline. It gurgles curiously at him.
Meanwhile, Akira will find an absolutely adorable little baby with his eyes and Brilith's facial features. It gives him a toothless smile, giggling happily upon seeing him and reaching out to him. The fact that Akira got the nicest baby while Al is not here is sending me.
Shushing the ashkechi baby does nothing. If anything, it wails more loudly upon seeing that it's rattle had no effect.
The Jae-ha baby does, in fact, keep staring at the camera even after Belph picks it up. It does not make a sound. Doesn't even fuss when he lifts it. Hm.
The humming can still be heard within all four rooms. It seems to come from the cradle itself.]
belph will wave at the security camera, before he moves in between it and the baby so that the baby can't see it anymore. what's it going to do now, huh???]
You are one creepy fake baby, you know that? The real Jae-ha might be crying to see you.
[holding the baby with one arm (this isn't proper? too bad, it's not a real baby), he's going to check out the cradle! looking through the bedding and under the cradle + its sides.
meanwhile because al isn't here ig jan continues to rp akira
fortunately, akira lost all his charm which means i don't have to know how to deal with babies. but we'll say akira holds out a finger for the baby to grab and coos at it. if this is ooc i'm sorry al]
[The ashkechi baby does, in fact, start smacking the rattle into Ash's shoulder. The rattle slips out of its grip at some point, and it starts wailing all the more loudly. RIP to Ash's ears. Yikes!
The invisibaby will fuss a little as Phoenix figures out how to pick it up. It will absolutely drool on his, sniffling a little. The humming is just coming from the cradle, my dude.
And Belph will soon discover why.
The Jae-ha baby fusses and complains a little when Belph gets in the way of the camera, suddenly anxious. It squirms in Belph's grasp as if uncomfortable, but it won't fall out at least. Looking through the bedding, Belph will discover that there's yet another monitor under the the cradle mattress. It's not a touchscreen, and there's nothing for him to interact with. It simply says:]
INSERT SUNSHINE HERE, DADDY. :)
[The humming is a bit louder now that the bedding has been removed.]
[rip to ash indeed but since he had his rudeness drained out of him, i guess he just has to put up with this! he's also going to dig through the cradle bedding + look under it and at its sides.
AS FOR JAN'S ACTUAL CHARACTER a part of him dies inside.]
What? What the heck does that even mean?
[belph takes some of the sparkles on him and plops it on the screen. there. there's your sunshine. but he'll turn to the security camera (fine, you can have it back, baby jae-ha) and start humming the you are my only sunshine lullaby and rock the jae-ha baby a little as he stares blankly.
what the fuck does he do now. give him a hint, baby jae-ha.]
Yes, all four of them will find the exact same message under the bedding. No, throwing sparkles on top of the screen does nothing. Upon seeing the camera again, the baby goes completely and utterly still. Almost unnaturally so. Its eyes follow the camera, not acknowledging Belph's attempts to soothe it in the slightest.
Akira's baby will happily bite and drool on Akira's fingies. This is just how it is now.
Baby Invisipeach will continue to fuss and drool on Phoenix, sniffling.
In the previous room, Robo-Brilith and Robo-Akechi slap each other with robo arms. Peach and Jae-ha have developed a friendship and put frosting on each other's face.]
[ phoenix is going to try putting his party hat on the monitor while this baby is drooling on him.... also tries to distract invispeach with the toys lying around??? ]
[ akira puts baby back in the crib bc clearly baby is sunshine ]
Are you sunshine, baby? You're half based on it....
And then he smears frosting on his little baby face. The baby does not acknowledge this. Instead, it continues to stare directly at the camera inside the white room. Hm.
Invisipeach giggles a little when Phoenix puts the party hat on them. They look at the toys with interest, tilting their head curiously. What is Phoenix trying to distract Invisipeach with?
Meanwhile, baby Brilith doesn't want to be put down just yet. They reach for Akira with chubby little uncanny valley baby hands, sniffling as if about to cry.]
is it possible for ash to remove the screen from ashkechi's crib?
meanwhile, leaving baby jae-ha alone with the robots and absolving himself of all babysitting responsibility, belph heads back to take another look at the camera. is it possible to remove it from the wall or open it up? is there anything on it?]
[JAN'S AKIRA RP IS TOP NOTCH 10/10 WOULD LET JAN RP AKIRA AGAIN]
[also Akira hates this break in more than the last one and he did [redacted] in the last break in??? but he is going to reach out to pick up baby Bril. . . hello. . .]
[The camera is bolted into the wall. If he wants to remove it, he will have to figure out how to detach it. It continues to record everything, while the baby stares back at it.
Invisipeach shows some interest in the panda, sticking a hand in their mouth while reaching for the toy with the other.
Meanwhile, baby Bril is a perfect angel who giggles when Akira picks them up. They give him a big, toothless smile and — wait. Is Akira high? Or are those golden sparkles suddenly manifesting into existence around baby Bril? Huh.]
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[belph is just
going to ignore all of that and look into the top-left room]
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[ examine, unfortunately.... then onwards ]
[ hes also taking a party hat btw ]
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Brilith-bot and Akechi-bot are going to menacingly wave their pilfered robo arms at each other, spilling oil all over the cake. Oh, well. Nobody was going to eat it anyone. Jae-ha and Peach will occupy themselves by slapping on two (2) party hats each and tooting the horns. Tooooooot. Toooooooot.
Anyway, what is Phoenix doing beside stealing a party hat?
In the bottom left room, Ash will find nursery room painted entirely in pastel green. Toys and stuffed animals decorate the room. A gentle breeze billows through a window inside the room, green and white striped curtains fluttering. In the center of the room, Ash will spot a cradle. It rocks back and forth by itself.
In the top left room, Belph will find a room painted entirely in... white? It's pretty empty and featureless — save for a single camera mounted in one corner of the room. He will spot a white cradle smackdab in the middle of the room. It does not move.
Both of them will hear a low hum coming from within the rooms.]
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ash is gonna just use that long axe to catch the edge of the cradle when he's close enough and tilt it to try and see what's in there. ]
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otherwise, he'll peek at the cradle and feel increasingly alarmed over the humming.
also i'm godmodding akira he's going into the bottom-right room]
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In the bottom right room, Akira will find a red nursery. There is a window on the left and right sides of the room, where he can catch a glimpse of a sunny landscape. A little bird perches on one of the windows, tweeting away. The room itself is a little more sparsely decorated than the rest, but there's a little tea party set in one corner, a dollhouse in the other, and an assortment of miscellaneous, mismatched toys scattered around the room. There is, again, a cradle in the middle of the room. It is red, and gently sways back and forth.
Both Phoenix and Akira will hear a low humming noise from within the rooms.
Ash can hook his axe on the cradle to tip it his way. Inside he will find an android baby. One that happens to have a perfect blend of his both his own facial features, and Akechi's. Picking the lower right room has come back to haunt Becks. The baby holds a rattle in its hand, blinking at Ash once, twice, thrice — before it opens its mouth and starts wailing loudly enough that the other four members of the group can hear it. The baby will also, uh, yeet its rattle at Ash's face. Axe scary? Rude?
Meanwhile, Belph will notice that the camera is not for taking pictures. Rather, it's a security camera. It has an itty bitty red light, which blinks intermittently. Seems like it's on. Inside the cradle, he will find............... uh. A very expressionless baby with facial features that heavily resemble Jae-ha's. The baby does not acknowledge Belph. Rather, it simply stares pointedly at the camera in the room — watching it in the same way it watches him.]
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anyway cry more babykechi. can he still hear the humming over that screeching or has it stopped? he'll see if he can't shush the baby a bit but...
he's not too fussed. ]
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well, this is getting even creepier. he picks up the baby to see if it keeps staring at the camera even as he moves it?
i rp akira now so i'm going to say he checks out the cradle]
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Meanwhile, Akira will find an absolutely adorable little baby with his eyes and Brilith's facial features. It gives him a toothless smile, giggling happily upon seeing him and reaching out to him. The fact that Akira got the nicest baby while Al is not here is sending me.
Shushing the ashkechi baby does nothing. If anything, it wails more loudly upon seeing that it's rattle had no effect.
The Jae-ha baby does, in fact, keep staring at the camera even after Belph picks it up. It does not make a sound. Doesn't even fuss when he lifts it. Hm.
The humming can still be heard within all four rooms. It seems to come from the cradle itself.]
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what the heck is humming. ]
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belph will wave at the security camera, before he moves in between it and the baby so that the baby can't see it anymore. what's it going to do now, huh???]
You are one creepy fake baby, you know that? The real Jae-ha might be crying to see you.
[holding the baby with one arm (this isn't proper? too bad, it's not a real baby), he's going to check out the cradle! looking through the bedding and under the cradle + its sides.
meanwhile because al isn't here ig jan continues to rp akira
fortunately, akira lost all his charm which means i don't have to know how to deal with babies. but we'll say akira holds out a finger for the baby to grab and coos at it. if this is ooc i'm sorry al]
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The invisibaby will fuss a little as Phoenix figures out how to pick it up. It will absolutely drool on his, sniffling a little. The humming is just coming from the cradle, my dude.
And Belph will soon discover why.
The Jae-ha baby fusses and complains a little when Belph gets in the way of the camera, suddenly anxious. It squirms in Belph's grasp as if uncomfortable, but it won't fall out at least. Looking through the bedding, Belph will discover that there's yet another monitor under the the cradle mattress. It's not a touchscreen, and there's nothing for him to interact with. It simply says:]
INSERT SUNSHINE HERE, DADDY. :)
[The humming is a bit louder now that the bedding has been removed.]
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AS FOR JAN'S ACTUAL CHARACTER a part of him dies inside.]
What? What the heck does that even mean?
[belph takes some of the sparkles on him and plops it on the screen. there. there's your sunshine. but he'll turn to the security camera (fine, you can have it back, baby jae-ha) and start humming the you are my only sunshine lullaby and rock the jae-ha baby a little as he stares blankly.
what the fuck does he do now. give him a hint, baby jae-ha.]
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[ if he and phoenix check under the bedding are they gonna find the same message?? hewwo? ]
[ he is enduring the drooling also ]
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Yes, all four of them will find the exact same message under the bedding. No, throwing sparkles on top of the screen does nothing. Upon seeing the camera again, the baby goes completely and utterly still. Almost unnaturally so. Its eyes follow the camera, not acknowledging Belph's attempts to soothe it in the slightest.
Akira's baby will happily bite and drool on Akira's fingies. This is just how it is now.
Baby Invisipeach will continue to fuss and drool on Phoenix, sniffling.
In the previous room, Robo-Brilith and Robo-Akechi slap each other with robo arms. Peach and Jae-ha have developed a friendship and put frosting on each other's face.]
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for now ash stands around while ashkechi whacks him
but belph goes back to the previous room to set baby jae-ha on a chair. here, have a party hat. he turns to adult jae-ha.]
Hey, Jae-ha! Mind helping me out?
[waits to see if robo jae-ha acknowledges him while he ponders what the fuck that security camera is about]
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[ akira puts baby back in the crib bc clearly baby is sunshine ]
Are you sunshine, baby? You're half based on it....
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Adult Jae-ha looks at baby Jae-ha.
And then he smears frosting on his little baby face. The baby does not acknowledge this. Instead, it continues to stare directly at the camera inside the white room. Hm.
Invisipeach giggles a little when Phoenix puts the party hat on them. They look at the toys with interest, tilting their head curiously. What is Phoenix trying to distract Invisipeach with?
Meanwhile, baby Brilith doesn't want to be put down just yet. They reach for Akira with chubby little uncanny valley baby hands, sniffling as if about to cry.]
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is it possible for ash to remove the screen from ashkechi's crib?
meanwhile, leaving baby jae-ha alone with the robots and absolving himself of all babysitting responsibility, belph heads back to take another look at the camera. is it possible to remove it from the wall or open it up? is there anything on it?]
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[also Akira hates this break in more than the last one and he did [redacted] in the last break in??? but he is going to reach out to pick up baby Bril. . . hello. . .]
. . . hi. . .
[. . .]
[WHAT DO WITH BABY]
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Invisipeach shows some interest in the panda, sticking a hand in their mouth while reaching for the toy with the other.
Meanwhile, baby Bril is a perfect angel who giggles when Akira picks them up. They give him a big, toothless smile and — wait. Is Akira high? Or are those golden sparkles suddenly manifesting into existence around baby Bril? Huh.]
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