CAREER COUNSELOR

[gatonina]

CAREER COUNSELOR

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On Monday afternoon, regardless of where Sanji is, he will soon find the small purple lionhead bunny at his feet, circling around him before zooming its way back to the directors' office. It will continue hounding Sanji until he follows, leading him into the door marked 3C 💜. As Sanji enters, he'll get the urge that he should check his travel guide and upon opening it he will find new rules updated for his eyes and his eyes alone. Rules for a Career Counselor 1.) Every Monday, the Career Counselor will choose one camper for review. They will be able to see whom they have spoken to, if they have visited somewhere unique to camp, and if they are a part of the camp staff. 2.) The Career Counselor will also be able to send one anonymous message to one camper per week. This person may not be the same as their other pick, and should a note not be sent that week, the opportunity will be lost. After reviewing the rules, Sanji will look up to see Purple Heart seated at their desk. Were they always there? Once Sanji has finished, they will extend their hand and gesture for him to take a seat. "Welcome, Counselor. Shall we begin?"

Comments

WEEK ONE

[gatonina]

TALK TO PURPLE HEART

[gatonina]

[unlike previous times they've spoken, when purple heart greets sanji they sound a bit more subdued as they prop their head up with their hand and pet their bunny's ears with the other, bandaged one.]

I'm sure you have plenty of questions, and I'll answer those in time. But whenever you're ready, let me know your choices.

CHOICE: REVIEW

[gatonina]

[Please reply to this comment with the name of the character Sanji will be checking before Tuesday 9AM PST/12PM EST!]

CHOICE: LETTER

[gatonina]

[Please reply to this comment with the name of the character and the contents of the letter he will be sending before Tuesday 9AM PST/12PM EST!]

1/2

[concasse]

[Ah, the sinking feeling in his stomach when he sees Purple's bunny...

But Sanji is willing to be optimistic until compulsion has him reading his travel guide, and as the color drains from his face and Purple finally talks:]


-- !!

[Ah.

So mad he's dissolved to speaking in tongues. Give him a second]

[concasse]

[Though once he has recovered the power of speech, Sanji is -- you guessed it -- still pissed off, and pacing back and forth like he means to gouge a trough into the floor.]

The only reason I haven't jumped over that desk is your bunny's in the way! Oh, I bet you think you're real slick, don't you? Aren't I supposed to be retired?! I did my shitty time!

[gatonina]

[oh. hm. that sure is a thing happening.]

Are you done? Or do you have more to say about it?

[concasse]

Oh fuck you.

[Spitting that at the other even as he finally stops moving]

Fine, what do you want?

[gatonina]

That was a sincere question, but fuck you too, I guess. [where did their patience go?]

...I have a job for you. Remember your Vizers?

[concasse]

[THEY'RE BOTH OFF TO A GREAT START.]

... Belph and Steph-chan.

[Saying their names coils something unpleasant in his stomach when he's already mad, but it has a calming effect on him, too. His arms fold.]

What, so I don't get a partner?

[gatonina]

Just me, unfortunately. You're on your own with this but it could be worse I suppose.

[concasse]

[His expression...

Well. It doesn't matter when it just hardens over in the end, his mouth pressed into a thin line]

So my job is to find everyone else with roles or something?

[gatonina]

...your job is to find roles, and help keep people on our team protected and alive.

[concasse]

... And throw the rest of the teams to the wolves, huh.

[Voice blank in an instant]

How much do you know about the rules in our rulebook. Did you three write them?

[gatonina]

I know everything your rulebook says. This game has become a dangerous one, but I'd rather not lose, or see you lose either.

[concasse]

I'm asking if you wrote them.

... And you picked poorly in that case, Heart.

My goal is always to make sure these shitheads get home, even if I'm left behind.

[...]

Even if I gotta kill 'em first.

[gatonina]

It doesn't matter. And I've already made several mistakes, but you're stuck with me and I'm sorry about that.

Would you at least hear me out what the win conditions are before you get too far?

[concasse]

... Fine.

[Forcing himself to relax back]

What are they?

[gatonina]

...the winning team is allowed to solidify their happily ever after and pick people they wish to bring along and keep their ending. The losing teams do not.

You can see why I'd prefer you to win.

1/3 I'm sorry I'm just icon spamming

[concasse]

[concasse]

-- Wait, really?!

[concasse]

[-- And then the ugly realization that he was ready to start a war with Heart for no good reason.

Nnnnnngh looking elsewhere]

...

So I... maybe I owe you lunch again, I guess.

[gatonina]

[...there's a very long pause as they look at sanji, and they seem to cradle one of their hands for a moment before there's a soft sound of amusement.]

That won't be necessary, but I certainly wouldn't be opposed.

[concasse]

Tch. Yeah, well...

[Shoulders shrugging in a vague approximation of an apology because what is admitting you jumped the gun? Never]

If it helps, I have a long-standing tradition of threatening to murder my partners. [SO HE WILL BE BRINGING THAT FOOD IN PENACE]

Though, uh. Before that. I still got questions. You're not off the hook yet.

[gatonina]

And I've grown used to being threatened so I imagine we'll get along just fine.

I'm not running away. So ask your questions.