chaoticlootral: (geas;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
So you're the softy of the group, then?

[wow]

Thanks! All I'm asking. Hey, what's with the horror movies?
chaoticlootral: (irresistible dance;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
. . . You got a DVD player? Because have I got a fuckin' movie for you, pal.

[DO NOT ACCEPT THIS OFFER]
chaoticlootral: DNT (stoneskin;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-14 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I am gonna change your life-- Hold on.

[Digging in his fanny pack. It.


It squelches? Hm.

Eventually he resurfaces with a shiny DVD written on in purple sharpie that says SEXY BEE MOVIE. He gently taps it off on the desk where it leaves behind some . . . well, it's tapioca pudding. Then offering it?
]
chaoticlootral: (clone;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-14 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but I absolutely sell the part.

[Waving towards them so they're SURE to take the DVD.]

I want that back when you're done though. Just don't fall in love with me.
chaoticlootral: (gentle repose;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-14 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me know what you think! Unless it's a bad opinion, in which case, preemptively, fuck you.

[hm]