Audience: Sanji

[gatonina]

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INTRO WEEKEND, SUNDAY

[gatonina]

[after feeding the purple bunny, it zips off past the receptionist desk and down to the door marked as 3C 💜, granting sanji access to the hallway temporarily. the door swings open for the bunny and as sanji approaches he'll find a quaint office inside and purple heart seated on the desk. as the bunny jumps into their hands while they bend down, they use a gloved hand to gesture to the chairs before him.]

Hey. Wanna have a seat?

[concasse]

[... Not really, no, he doesn't want to sit, though he forces himself to take the chair all the same. His manner has neutralized out of its previous energy, and he just watches both the bunny and this purple bastard for a beat]

So. I owe you a meal, first off.

[For the cigarettes. Might as well get that out of the way]

[gatonina]

[the bunny wiggles its nose at sanji while staying seated in purple heart's lap, and they seem to be studying him intently for a moment.]

...only if you'd like. I understand that people don't actually owe us anything and some people may be more frustrated than relieved. [please feed them.]

[concasse]

-- Just give me a recipe to make you before I kick your ass!

[So he threatens while not making any move to get out of his seat. Apparently he has only two nodes: chill and apocalyptic.]

W0 || TRIAL DAY

[concasse]

[Knock knock, Sanji is here to follow a bunny and peek in on some purple hearted gremlin]

[gatonina]

[after feeding the purple bunny, it almost casually begins to hop its way down the hall and toward the door marked 3C 💜. the door opens for it, and inside is a standard camp director's office. the bunny hops it way across the floor and toward the desk and it's then that sanji will find purple heart seated on the floor as they use their non-bandaged hand to pick up the bunny and deposit it in their lap.]

...what can I do for you, Sanji?

[concasse]

... I owe you food, remember?

[Apparently he has not come alone. There's a little bowl of food with him, that he places on the floor in front of the other]

No curry. It's no good with injuries.

[Not that he's certain this person is human to begin with -- who knows? -- but it's the principle of the matter besides.]

Soup's easier on the body -- ah, and sorry to the bun. I didn't have time to make her anything, so she can put it on my tab for later.

W1 || TRIAL DAY

[concasse]

[FRIENDO... THEY NEED TO TALK... feeding your bunny, looking cross and tired, etc etc]

[gatonina]

[not long after sanji feeds the purple bunny, it zips down the hall toward a door marked as 3C 💜, granting sanji temporary access to the hallway. the door swings open for the bunny and as he enters the office he'll find that the lights are dimmed a bit and purple heart is seated on the floor with their head tilted back against the wall as the bunny settles in their lap. upon sanji's entrance, however, they turn their head and greet him with a short wave.]

I'm sure you have...a lot of questions about what just happened.

[concasse]

-- Wait.

[Shoving this at Heart and some cute, cut up cucumber slices in the shape of a bunny's head for the Cinnabun]

Food first.

W2 || Execution Day

[concasse]

[Hey boss turn on your location-- Sanji has things to discuss maybe--]

[gatonina]

[after feeding the purple rabbit, it bounds off down the hall toward the door marked 3c to lead sanji toward heart's office. as the door swings open to let bun and sanji in, he'll find purple heart at his desk and taking off his hat to reveal his face. the bunny runs up the makeshift ramp to get to the top of the desk and junpei lifts a hand to pet her, nodding at the chairs for sanji.] Hey man. What's up?

[concasse]

[Right so.

Food, first off. Sanji was lazy so this is all Heart's getting (though he loaded the bunny up on treats. The preferential treatment...)

But after the food is placed on the table:]

If I or someone I know wants to kill, do we gotta go through you shits first, or is it open season?

W3 || Sunday

[concasse]

[He's just gonna come bother Heart every week right before his meetings, is what this entire pc entry tells me.

So yes, knock knock. He has food for the bun and for his boss, open the door...!!]

[gatonina]

[well. sanji will find heart in his office today and the bun will lead him there! junpei's sitting at his desk and looks up from whatever he's doing when sanji enters, nodding his head in greeting. it seems he was expecting it to be someone he knew, given the hat is off to the side and he can see his face immediately.]

Hey man. How's it going? [haha. this week's a mess.]

[concasse]

[Just that question causes Sanji to scowl.

Anyway he'll at least slide the food before he gets ready to shame everyone, including himself.]

Oh, y'know. Glad I didn't do anything drastic this week, after all.

[Five whole ass bodies.]

W4 || Monday

[concasse]

[Bruh he's nervous.

He's never talked to Winter one on one but SOMEONE had to go telling him to do this, so... feeding the blue rabbit while he holds a hot bowl of tribute in his hands.]

[gatonina]

[luckily for sanji, he won't have to go too far. since the camp shop is closed during the evening, the bunny will instead zip past him to hop down the hallway, leading him to the office marked as 3B ❄️. it is there that he will find winter wizard reading a book. the bunny will make its way to a small doll bed in a corner of the room, but winter wizard pauses in the middle of flipping a page. after a second, they drop it.]

...Sanji, quelle surprise. [they do sound genuinely surprised.] Put that on the desk and grab a seat.

[concasse]

[They can be genuinely surprised together. He offers up a sheepish smile, doing as they say before sitting down]

Sorry for the intrusion.

[...]

I uh, got told to get my ass in here by two people. [And he knows that sounds terrible, like he doesn't wanna be here, but he immediately holds up both hands in apology] Was just used to bullying my boss, is all. Figured it'd be mean to make all three of you deal with me.

W4 || Wednesday

[concasse]

[Ah, the first and last time Sanji is openly happy in his boss's presence...

Anyway knock knock, open up, Junpei.]

[gatonina]

[the office door swings open when cinnabun bounds her way down the hall, and junpei's sitting at his desk. he'll lift a hand to greet sanji though.]

Hey.

[concasse]

Should reaaaaally kick your ass for not telling me Veronica-chan was here sooner.

[... No he actually looks happy for once in his life, so.]

W5 || Monday (dead edition)

[concasse]

[Ringing a bell instead of feeding a bun, huh?

... Fine. He'll play. Not like he has much choice.

He... figures he might as well "resign" in person]

[gatonina]

[eventually he slinks his way back toward the customer service desk, campsco uniform on and hands in his pockets. he seems to be walking a little stiffly and he keeps his eyes forward, but as he approaches sanji he inclines his head a bit.]

...hey man.

[concasse]

[Arching a brow at the stiff walking... he's not sure what that's about, but sharing and caring week is over. Sanji reminds himself he's not here to waste time.]

I can't share my old role, can I?

[He already knows the answer, but... might as well check]