[can't believe they're all being fed by the grim reaper]

Hah, are you? I could pass on some easy dishes sometime. It might help to know at least a little, but I'll ask them later, too.

[But then Monday happens and he will not, in fact, ask them later.]

That's a strange thing, but I've heard a lot of candies are like that! Like the ones that taste like strawberries but there aren't any strawberries in it.