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Toast me if I die, that's all I'll ask!
[Maybe this time someone will actually burn him some paper money, damn.]
...We'll keep working toward answers, at least. This is a stubborn bunch.
[Maybe this time someone will actually burn him some paper money, damn.]
...We'll keep working toward answers, at least. This is a stubborn bunch.
[YOU'RE NOT HIS VOIDPARENT.]
But I made it for you! I'm fine with this. [He will. Pull a roll and also a banana from his shirt.]
But I made it for you! I'm fine with this. [He will. Pull a roll and also a banana from his shirt.]
[He just laughs at that, like the weird weird goblin he is. It's fine.]
Not forever, certainly not! It's enough to fuel you through some difficult situations, though. [Spite got him through 3 months of hell one time! Fun story.]
Hope is probably longer-lasting.
Not forever, certainly not! It's enough to fuel you through some difficult situations, though. [Spite got him through 3 months of hell one time! Fun story.]
Hope is probably longer-lasting.
Mmm... [He sits back in his chair and closes his eyes, tapping his chin like he is giving this Real And Serious Thought.]
You drive a hard bargain, friend! If that's what it takes to get you to release your stomach from its sad hostage situation, then that's what it takes. Deal!
You drive a hard bargain, friend! If that's what it takes to get you to release your stomach from its sad hostage situation, then that's what it takes. Deal!
I knew you'd see things my way.
[said like they're a businessperson and not, like, an npc trying to pawn off half their food on someone else.
they reach under their desk, and pull out an entire pack of disposable plates and forks. why do they have them? where did they come from? a mystery.]
Here. Take one.
[said like they're a businessperson and not, like, an npc trying to pawn off half their food on someone else.
they reach under their desk, and pull out an entire pack of disposable plates and forks. why do they have them? where did they come from? a mystery.]
Here. Take one.
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[YEAH STOP PAWNING YOUR FOOD OFF ON HIM NPC!!!! HE MADE THAT WITH LOVE AND CARE.
The pack of disposable Everything has him arching a brow, but he leans forward (after stuffing his banana and roll back into his shirt) to take a fork and a plate without questioning it. He of all people has absolutely no right to question anyone about anything.]
Thanks! I don't need that much, though. I still have some soup that I made earlier, too.
[But he'll take enough that he thinks will be passable so he doesn't get SCOLDED again.]
The pack of disposable Everything has him arching a brow, but he leans forward (after stuffing his banana and roll back into his shirt) to take a fork and a plate without questioning it. He of all people has absolutely no right to question anyone about anything.]
Thanks! I don't need that much, though. I still have some soup that I made earlier, too.
[But he'll take enough that he thinks will be passable so he doesn't get SCOLDED again.]
Die, typically.
[HE SAYS... SO SIMPLY.....]
So you just have to carry on, considering there isn't often a second option.
[HE SAYS... SO SIMPLY.....]
So you just have to carry on, considering there isn't often a second option.
[He grins, toasting Purple Heart's way and downing the rest of his glass.]
No point in dressing things up nicely when they're miserable! No need to give up the fight even if it's ugly, either.
No point in dressing things up nicely when they're miserable! No need to give up the fight even if it's ugly, either.
[Sometimes you just gotta down entire glasses because life is a nightmare.]
Life and death do have a way of keeping you on your toes no matter where you end up, don't they? Sometimes a fun thing, sometimes an exhausting thing! One more than the other, I feel.
Life and death do have a way of keeping you on your toes no matter where you end up, don't they? Sometimes a fun thing, sometimes an exhausting thing! One more than the other, I feel.
Haha, I do have some other people to check on, you're right!
[He must BULLY and also FUSS. He reaches out to pet Cinnabun one last time, setting the glass on the ground and pushing himself up outta the beanbag.]
Take care this coming week, alright?
[He must BULLY and also FUSS. He reaches out to pet Cinnabun one last time, setting the glass on the ground and pushing himself up outta the beanbag.]
Take care this coming week, alright?
[yall trying to desperately slam me back out the door and yet here i am again THIS ONE WILL BE SHORT AT LEAST--
He's in here feeding purple bun at like, ass o'clock in the morning. Has he slept yet? Probably not it's fine. LEAD HIM ONWARD, BUN.]
He's in here feeding purple bun at like, ass o'clock in the morning. Has he slept yet? Probably not it's fine. LEAD HIM ONWARD, BUN.]
[AND AFTER HE'S DONE WITH PURPLE HEART he'll mosey back out for a little while and come back with a plate of fuckin food and feed the grey bun (with bun snacks not his plate of food). BRING HIM TO HIS GHOST GENERAL.]
[the worst part is that the bun immediately leads wei wuxian out and away! or, like, down the hall to the 3c office where purple heart is sitting at their desk. the bun doesn't immediately run for them though, instead waiting for wei wuxian to sit. cinnabun likes him enough that she's not immediately scuttling away and purple heart doesn't seem to mind.]
...hi? [they sound confused. why are you here so early, you fool.]
...hi? [they sound confused. why are you here so early, you fool.]
[his ghost general is in his office! trine leads him through the hallway past the waiting room, and on arriving, wen ning pulls down his hood to let the illusion drop once more.]
Young master Wei. I'm sorry, I... hadn't had time to try to call on you privately...
Young master Wei. I'm sorry, I... hadn't had time to try to call on you privately...
[they're being polite! they may also have a habit of eating at their desk, but it's fine. once wwx has transferred some of the spaghetti to his plate, winter will nod.]
Yeah, well... You better eat your soup, too, young man.
[waggles... a finger at him...]
Yeah, well... You better eat your soup, too, young man.
[waggles... a finger at him...]
[LOOK HE COULD ASK THE SAME THING WHY DO NPCS NEVER SLEEP!!!!
In any case, he'll cross over to plop himself in the chair and pick Cinnabun up with his free hand to settle onto his lap. In the other hand, he has... a jar.
Which he plonks down onto the desk between the two of them. With a goblin ass grin:]
For you! From the dirt.
In any case, he'll cross over to plop himself in the chair and pick Cinnabun up with his free hand to settle onto his lap. In the other hand, he has... a jar.
Which he plonks down onto the desk between the two of them. With a goblin ass grin:]
For you! From the dirt.
[TRINE YOU SWEET SOUL Wei Wuxian reaches down to give her a pat and sets his plate on Wen Ning's desk.]
No, no, stop this - stop apologizing! I understand how it is for you all, with thirty-something people all vying for your attention at all hours, barely getting a moment to yourself...
[...Very abruptly and very belatedly he realizes the implications of Wen Ning The NPC having access to information on all of their past games and he makes a verbal heelface turn and RUNS THE OTHER WAY.]
--If you have the time now, I'd like to take my meal in here, though! As much as I do love the others, I'd rather spend it with you.
[Y'know, just in case it's his last one.]
No, no, stop this - stop apologizing! I understand how it is for you all, with thirty-something people all vying for your attention at all hours, barely getting a moment to yourself...
[...Very abruptly and very belatedly he realizes the implications of Wen Ning The NPC having access to information on all of their past games and he makes a verbal heelface turn and RUNS THE OTHER WAY.]
--If you have the time now, I'd like to take my meal in here, though! As much as I do love the others, I'd rather spend it with you.
[Y'know, just in case it's his last one.]
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