[It sure would... He just looks amused though, for the most part.]
There are plenty of foods I like! Sweet ice from Caiyi Town, chili dishes, pork rib and lotus root soup... I'm a fan of spicy, greasy things, hah. What about you?
There are plenty of foods I like! Sweet ice from Caiyi Town, chili dishes, pork rib and lotus root soup... I'm a fan of spicy, greasy things, hah. What about you?
Haha, we're a mess, aren't we? I do enjoy people too, though.
[Even if he tends to observe them at a safer distance now. He gives this bun a gentle little boop on the nose, rubs the bridge of it, and then pats her back once.]
Anyway! I said I wouldn't take up much of your time, but I've been chattering away for quite a while now, haven't I? I don't keep track of the minutes very well, I hope you can forgive me.
[Even if he tends to observe them at a safer distance now. He gives this bun a gentle little boop on the nose, rubs the bridge of it, and then pats her back once.]
Anyway! I said I wouldn't take up much of your time, but I've been chattering away for quite a while now, haven't I? I don't keep track of the minutes very well, I hope you can forgive me.
[HE LOVES THIS BUN!!! There's open fondness in his expression because he finds bunnies very cute, even if he threatens to eat them constantly.]
Well! If you put it so politely, how could I possibly say no? If it's no bother, I'll come back to say hello again sometime, mm. And I'll be sure to spoil your darling rabbit as much as I can, too!
Well! If you put it so politely, how could I possibly say no? If it's no bother, I'll come back to say hello again sometime, mm. And I'll be sure to spoil your darling rabbit as much as I can, too!
Ah, it seems not many people are! [No, not many people are a fan of food as spicy as Wei Wuxian prefers it, god.] But you're right about that, hah. Is there anything better than some greasy, grilled meat?
[He's been talking about bacon so much today what the heck is in the AIR. But he pauses to think about that.]
Mm... I've heard of spaghetti, but I haven't tried it. What's licorice?
[He's been talking about bacon so much today what the heck is in the AIR. But he pauses to think about that.]
Mm... I've heard of spaghetti, but I haven't tried it. What's licorice?
[He would never eat a bun no matter how much he talks about how fat and tasty they look.]
Strawberries! I'll keep that in mind. [He smiles, pats the rabbit one last time, and then stands. He holds the rose carefully, gently twirling it between two fingers.] Thank you kindly, friend. Some other time, then! Do take care.
[AND AWAY HE GOES... Someday he will return, when he's done being assblasted about his government assigned murder role.]
Strawberries! I'll keep that in mind. [He smiles, pats the rabbit one last time, and then stands. He holds the rose carefully, gently twirling it between two fingers.] Thank you kindly, friend. Some other time, then! Do take care.
[AND AWAY HE GOES... Someday he will return, when he's done being assblasted about his government assigned murder role.]
Mm, I'll keep it in mind! I'll ask one of our resident chefs for a recipe.
[wwx running up to sanji like TEACH ME HOW TO SPAGET
Also, anise does indeed exist in ancient fantasy china but it's mostly used in medicines, so he looks pretty curious about that.]
A candy made from anise? Does it have any health benefits?
[wwx running up to sanji like TEACH ME HOW TO SPAGET
Also, anise does indeed exist in ancient fantasy china but it's mostly used in medicines, so he looks pretty curious about that.]
A candy made from anise? Does it have any health benefits?
[can't believe they're all being fed by the grim reaper]
Hah, are you? I could pass on some easy dishes sometime. It might help to know at least a little, but I'll ask them later, too.
[But then Monday happens and he will not, in fact, ask them later.]
That's a strange thing, but I've heard a lot of candies are like that! Like the ones that taste like strawberries but there aren't any strawberries in it.
Hah, are you? I could pass on some easy dishes sometime. It might help to know at least a little, but I'll ask them later, too.
[But then Monday happens and he will not, in fact, ask them later.]
That's a strange thing, but I've heard a lot of candies are like that! Like the ones that taste like strawberries but there aren't any strawberries in it.
Hah, I'm surprised it didn't make me sick the first time I ate it, to be honest. Maybe I just have a strong stomach?
[He has the steel stomach of a demon, yeah.]
[He has the steel stomach of a demon, yeah.]
Ah! I meant things with artificial flavoring in general! I-- [Hm actually he's not sure, hang on. He pauses, drumming his fingers against his chin.]
...I don't think I ate that much of anything at once...
[But he does have... a bad memory.]
...I don't think I ate that much of anything at once...
[But he does have... a bad memory.]
[First, Wei Wuxian will scratch the little blue rabbit behind the ears before feeding it a treat! He'll follow where it leads.
Also, he has a small plate of spaghetti in his hands.]
Also, he has a small plate of spaghetti in his hands.]
[Next, Wei Wuxian will give the purple bun an affectionate ruffle of her wildly floofy fur before feeding her a treat. He'll follow where she leads! This time, he has a piece of folded paper in his hands.]
[AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!! First he picks up the big grey bun just so he can hold her with his face buried in her fur for a few seconds. Bun comfort... He's almost reluctant to let her go and feed her a treat, but he will do exactly that and follow where she leads.]
[Terrible name, John Cena is still much better. But he loves Trine anyway, even if her name is bad.
SURPRISING THOUGH. Wei Wuxian follows her to the gardens curiously, and after a brief pause, he will indeed take a seat. He seems delighted to have been chosen by the bun, immediately and fondly stroking between her ears.]
—Taught recently by someone here? [Nodding toward the garland. HE CAN GUESS WHO.]
SURPRISING THOUGH. Wei Wuxian follows her to the gardens curiously, and after a brief pause, he will indeed take a seat. He seems delighted to have been chosen by the bun, immediately and fondly stroking between her ears.]
—Taught recently by someone here? [Nodding toward the garland. HE CAN GUESS WHO.]
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